Crisp Chaser Pillows

'Typical family rubbish bin if you ask me: No chips, no chocolate, but lots of discarded vegetables...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

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Letter writing lady.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Tango

Prosecco

Windmill

Ornithologist

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Man on motorbike.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

Birth of Darth Vader

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Puffer fish balloon vendor

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Where the wild things went."

Ice Fishing

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Cow Fairy

Airplane VS Paper Airplane