Charter Chaser Gifts

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

The World Wide Web.

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'And right here they merged...'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Dragon Graph

Letter writing lady.

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

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Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'