"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"
Chapter Chaser Gifts
For those who can't put a good book down, our chapter chaser collection offers witty and charming items that celebrate your passion for reading. Perfect for book lovers eager to make every chapter count, these products add a playful touch to your reading routine. Whether you’re gifting yourself or a fellow avid reader, discover unique gifts that capture the joy of chasing chapters and diving into new stories with enthusiasm.
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
"I'm getting ready to celebrate the next chapter of the book I'm reading."
"My suicide note. Chapter 147"
'I've lost my place.'
"Give me a sec, darling, I've nearly finished this chapter."
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
"Mom, is reading a book like binge watching a TV show?"
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
Sales chart is buildings in background.
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'
"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."
ACME Balloon Company.
"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
Breakthrough
"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."
"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."
'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
'And right here they merged...'
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
"Oh, I can't complain"
'This is why we can't have nice things... '
Dragon Graph
Letter writing lady.
"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."
Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD
'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'
"This is where things started getting really weird."
'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'
Chapter Chaser Gifts Collection
Chapter Chaser Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs for chapter chasers—celebrate your love for stories with every sip.
Chapter Chaser Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your reading space with pillows that speak to your passion for chasing chapters—browse our collection now.
Chapter Chaser Prints
Decorate your story-loving space with prints that capture the thrill of every chapter—explore our range of literary-themed art.
Chapter Chaser T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to showcase your chapter chasing enthusiasm—great for casual reading days or as a gift for fellow book lovers.