Cheers Chaser Gifts

Drinkers.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Chris Froome

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tango

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Discomfort zone.

Happiness

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Cupid

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Muhammed Ali RIP

Perpetual Motion.

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Mr. Winter blast returns.