Cheers Chaser Pillows

Drinkers.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Letter writing lady.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Tango

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Discomfort zone.

Happiness

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Perpetual Motion.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Cupid

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

The British Society of Campanology...