Holiday Cheer Chaser Pillows

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Reindeer

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Christmas Dwarves

North Pole.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Father Christmas.

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

Noel Fever

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

About Santa 2017.