Festive Fun Chaser Pillows

'If you think the elevator ride was rough, wait till the office Christmas party.'

Reindeer Wanted

"I got an invite to the next Trump rally."

Southwark Fair.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift