Festive Fun Chaser Pillows

'If you think the elevator ride was rough, wait till the office Christmas party.'

Reindeer Wanted

"I got an invite to the next Trump rally."

Southwark Fair.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Christmas Dwarves

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!