Festive Fun Seekers Pillows

"What do I want for Christmas? Hell's bells! Didn't you get my letter?"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

'I'm sorry, but I can't offer you the job of 'Santa's little helper'.'

Time to get up, Santa!

Christmas Burnout.

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'we're sorry son - Father Christmas failed his CRB check.'

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

Santa Claus chasing after paramedics who have stolen his presents.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"We need the naughty/nice list for all holidays."

Easter 2021

"I'm afraid we don't have anything on the books that offers the 364 days off a year that you're looking for."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Margarita

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift

Zombie Christmas