Festive Fun Finder Pillows

"Oops."

Rudolph

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Zombie Christmas

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Balloon ski lift

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Choirboy

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."