Festive Fun Finders Pillows

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

"Yes, Santa, there really is a Virginia!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Christmas Dwarves

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Balloon ski lift

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."