Festive Funfinder Pillows

"What do you mean, 'what would I like for Christmas?'... Haven't you been following me on twitter?!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Merry Christmas"

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

Christmas Dwarves

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."