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Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Can I see your license sir."

"Dear, do I take Holly or Jolly with food?"

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Candid Camera store.

Karataoke

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Peel poker.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cake

Snowman

Ice Cream Tower.

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