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Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Can I see your license sir."

"Dear, do I take Holly or Jolly with food?"

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cats at private view

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Snowman

Cake

Ice Cream Tower.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

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"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'