Festive Fun Lovers Pillows

Reindeer sack race.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Rosewood Elementary E. Osgood Principal. I know you'll tell my parents about this, but I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell Santa.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Santa deer stalker.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is runnin out of nice kids!'

Santa Meets an Alien

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have king size.'

Children critising Santas entry methods

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

Santa Face in Sheep

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

"No, you won't receive a pension plan. Santa never retires."

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Merry Christmas"

Cake

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"It's her first snowman."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."