Holiday Fun Lovers Pillows

"I can make the old people disappear with two magic words - Marco Polo."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Family working together

Snowman

Clown Skis.

Tipping Pain Chart

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Bon Voyage

Zombie Christmas

Counting Blessings

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift