Holiday Fun Lovers Pillows

"I can make the old people disappear with two magic words - Marco Polo."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Family working together

Snowman

Clown Skis.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Tipping Pain Chart

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

Flying the kite in strong winds

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

Zombie Christmas

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

Counting Blessings