Holiday Play Lover Pillows

"Yeah, she dragged me to some dumbass holiday play. I forget what it was called...something like 'The Ball Buster'...?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Peekaboo!'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"It's her first snowman."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Christmas Dwarves

Ball pit

'I envisioned something more robust'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Happy Easter!

'I love holidays!'

Santa vs traffic warden...

Santa Meets an Alien

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"