Play Lover Pillows

The Garrick Theatre

Tired of Waiting for Godot

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

Santa Claus's Mail

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Slinky Cow World

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Cats at private view

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Peekaboo!'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Here comes our order.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Thursday is the new Friday

Sticking out tongue

Toilet humour

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"