Classic Play Lover Pillows

Yamadori from Madam Butterfly

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Peekaboo!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

"How was the play!"

Little boy dragon

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Ball pit

'I envisioned something more robust'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Ben Jonson

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Intramission

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

B.B.C. Watchdog

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

"Take my wife...please!"

The Garrick Theatre

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Merry Widow

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

Tired of Waiting for Godot

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"