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Yamadori from Madam Butterfly

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'Peekaboo!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Little boy dragon

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How was the play!"

Ball pit

'I envisioned something more robust'

Ben Jonson

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

B.B.C. Watchdog

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"Take my wife...please!"

The Garrick Theatre

"Honey, did you call for a free estimate on a 3 bedroom, 2 bath tree house?"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

Merry Widow

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'