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Ben Jonson

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Now in Capulets'

Shakespeare in the clink

Laurel and Hardy

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"How was the play!"

Richard Burton

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Little boy dragon

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Giuseppe Verdi

Jacqueline Bisset caricature

Humphrey Bogart.

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

When all else fails, Bell-a-Lugosi

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

Clint Eastwood

Eddie Van Halen.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

"I suggest weaning yourself off climbing the Empire State Building. Start with the Chrysler Building, then try the Bloomerg Tower. . ."

'Wrong building you big ape.'

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

"You know when I could have used an extra set of hands? When I was doing the yard work."

Merry Widow