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Pierre Corneille

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Piano Keyboard

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'Now in Capulets'

Shakespeare in the clink

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Dante Alighieri

Frederic Chopin

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Ben Jonson

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

Paul Tortelier.

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

Orchestra

Don Curzio

Violinist

Serenading with a guitar

Franz Joseph Haydn

'....And that wont wake me either.'