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Pierre Corneille

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Felix Mendelssohn

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Piano Keyboard

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'Now in Capulets'

Shakespeare in the clink

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Dante Alighieri

Frederic Chopin

Gentleman discovering that his servants have been eating most of his good meat

Apple falls - ancient Greek envisions right angle.

Ben Jonson

Schubert's Unfinished Symphony finally gets some much-needed closure.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Orchestra

Violinist

Serenading with a guitar

Franz Joseph Haydn

Don Curzio