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"I said I knew him - I never said I liked him..."

William Shakespeare

"Out damn Spot

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Now in Capulets'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Selfie

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Greek goddess

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

A potato's favourite video

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

The Great Catsby.

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Athena

'IV!'

Christopher Fry.

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

Invitation

Thomas Hood.

Roman Condom Machine

"No?"

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy