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"What do I use to go?"

Dr Bartolo is cross

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Out damn Spot

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."