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Gangster exits sex shop with 'blow up moll'.

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

TV jester.

Cat Burglar

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

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Falstaff

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Jarvis Cocker

Hamlet

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Cheating Death.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"He's deliciously vintage."