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"Kennel changes a dog, Muffin."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Caveman showing off wheel to unimpressed caveman with fire.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

"That's the roof done. Now to build the rest of the house."

Pitcher auditions.

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

"Where should I leave this?"

Polieman booking a child on a carousel.

"We're with the Periodic Table."

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Eminent Domain Law...How Far is Too Far?!

'Hot Yoga' and 'Goat Yoga' may be popular on their own, but Lorraine discovered that 'Hot Goat Yoga' was just disgusting.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Punch's 'Barryeux Tapestry'.

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

'Finally!'

'Is there a doctor in the house from the actor's preferred provider network?'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Christmas escape plan

'I've started to notice how much younger our criminals seem to look!'

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

'Cats are very independent, aren't they?'

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"My majesty."

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

'Go on, you'll love it!' (Blair pushing Britain into Europe).