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"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

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"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."

'We look for someone willing to work for a higher sense of purpose since we can't offer money.'

'What do you know about culture?'

"And you still got change out of a five pound note!"

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

Change. I can't fix this. It keeps spitting out coins! Of course! Change is constant; it will come whether we want it to or not!

"We'd better drink up."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'Before we finish up, would you be willing to answer a few short questions about your predation experience?'

"Is it dark in here or is it just California?"

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

"Can we have our brick back, mister?"

Players checking racing news, commentator says 'Oh, this is a surprise. They seem to be checking the light'

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

'The next time you buy a tie for me, get one that doesn't look like a beef steak!'

'Do you want it parted in the middle?'

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

'I just changed my mind; I don't want to be a vegetarian any more.'

'Just remember, Kevin -- those who don't learn the mistakes of history are doomed to go to summer school.'

The vein King of Easter Island is working with a sculptor to unsuccessfully carve another likeness of his head - 'Cmon, my nose isn't that big... and look those huge ears! Let's try it again!'

Beware of the dog.

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

Scales: 'Every day she breaks my back! What's in it for me?'

'Oops, sorry...'

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

'I understand you are charged with contempt of court...'