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"It's not what I meant by putting the cat out"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Pets: Self-Cleaning Models

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Ancient Racing

The height of fashion in 1796

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'