Humor Appreciateer Gifts

"It's not what I meant by putting the cat out"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Pets: Self-Cleaning Models

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Ancient Racing

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'