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"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

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Man to man with horse: 'It's much easier without the horse, Hugo.'

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

'What do you know about culture?'

"Typical of a woman, hammering in with the blade of a bat instead of the handle."

'We look for someone willing to work for a higher sense of purpose since we can't offer money.'

"They call it fireworks. I call it a scary thunderstorm with really great special effects."

"Is it dark in here or is it just California?"

'Before we finish up, would you be willing to answer a few short questions about your predation experience?'

'That's a fax machine. The older guys use it to send messages.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

"We'd better drink up."

"And you still got change out of a five pound note!"

"Can we have our brick back, mister?"

"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."

Beware of the dog.

'Do you want it parted in the middle?'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

'You'll love this site. It's full of cute human photos with funny captions.'

The vein King of Easter Island is working with a sculptor to unsuccessfully carve another likeness of his head - 'Cmon, my nose isn't that big... and look those huge ears! Let's try it again!'

Coffee: Decaff. . . De Bad Stuff.

A Collision Between A Stonemason and Gentlemen.

Bubble gum contest winner floating away.

'His wheel is hooked up to the electricity grid and I save six dollars a month on my bill.'

'Oops, sorry...'

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

Giraffe playing basketball.

'Ten down, sixty-three across looks easy.'

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

'Just remember, Kevin -- those who don't learn the mistakes of history are doomed to go to summer school.'

Human sexual characteristic (secondary)