Humor Admirers Pillows

Hot Tub Frosty

'I learned in school today that you two have been living your lives all wrong.'

'I hate surprises!'

Misty could always get down from even the tallest tree

'My uncle?!? I thought he was your uncle!'

Shoulder to cry on - 50p only

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Yawns sure are contagious!'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

COWS: Cow vase

Immensa

'Son, your mother and I don't even recognize you anymore. You've become some sort of twisted animal.'

'Are you going to protest about 'Top Gear'?'

"Sorry doctor, I don't do house calls."

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

Vodka

"How is it you're so green?"

Itchy Butt 50

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"I've decided to outsource the succession to Serco."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"Trophy husbands."

"I think we're in for a long winter."

Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember. Didn't they say that on the Titanic?

Birth of a conspiracy theorist. Sooo

Boy being clever to a woman selling apples

Girl warns little boy that she will give him to a 'great, big ugly man', refering to a fashionably dressed swell passing by

Dancer Crossing

Tattoo removal

Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.