Humor Appreciators Pillows

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"The glass is half full�"

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Dowsing for Coffee

Stinging Bee

"125 is the new 100."

"So that's it then? Just the one trick?"

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Hungry labradors online.

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Life on Earth - Superfat.

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

"Never seen a cow before?"

The tree of knowledge discovers that paper is made from wood.

'Yeah Rex, my Masters are packing their suitcases too: It looks like we'll see each other at the boarding kennel soon...'

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

Good immigration control

Window cleaner has number tattooed on his back.

Pool Sample

Last leaf of autumn.

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)

Hakagram.

Humpty dumpty, the wall and the banana peel.

Conversational Drift

The truth behind Rudolph's red nose...

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

"It's a jungle out there!"