Humour Appreciator Pillows

'So far I've got one vote for each candidate, 2 items for next door, 4 adverts for hearing aids and 17 offers of cheap motor insurance.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Who's got the hammer?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'