Humour Appreciator Prints

'So far I've got one vote for each candidate, 2 items for next door, 4 adverts for hearing aids and 17 offers of cheap motor insurance.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.