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Roman Golfer.

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

"Can I interest you in our anti huff and puff damage policy?"

'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'Tap water?! As if.'

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Sawrd Fighting

"Look, honey, we've already got five inquiries about renting Janie's room!"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

Tequila Mockingbird

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

The Seal of Approval.

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

We encourage her gnawing. It's the only way we can get into the plastic packaging!

"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

Rabbit ears

Cramp!

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

'...Dan needs time to adjust to a new team...'

'How much for NO stems?'

Clever birdie

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

Man on a desert island realizes that the water around him is shallow.

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

'I asked Amy to marry me. What's a 'Pre-Nup?''

"How much should I spend on a bottle of wine?"

Large lady reading a large print book.

Ants watching human invasion.

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

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'Me? I made the mistake of arguing with success... and winning!'