Humor Fans Mugs

Roman Golfer.

'Do I have to say 'cheese'? I'm lactose intolerant!'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Can I interest you in our anti huff and puff damage policy?"

A man drives down a road that has two road signs with quotations marks positioned on either side of it.

'Tap water?! As if.'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

Tequila Mockingbird

'...and it's loaded with additives banned by the F.D.A.'

"How do you plan to get up enough speed to lift off?"

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"Look, honey, we've already got five inquiries about renting Janie's room!"

Sawrd Fighting

The Seal of Approval.

Bombay Water Bed Co.

Cramp!

'I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave.'

Cow History: July 20, 1969

Man on a desert island realizes that the water around him is shallow.

'...Dan needs time to adjust to a new team...'

Punk and bull admire each other's nose rings.

Ok, ok, just take two things.

Ants watching human invasion.

We encourage her gnawing. It's the only way we can get into the plastic packaging!

"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.

Clever birdie

Large lady reading a large print book.

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

'Me? I made the mistake of arguing with success... and winning!'

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'