Colorful Humor Fans Mugs

W****s of a different color.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

The Brothers Grime

Unemotional Support Animal

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Raised by Dogs

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Stormy weather

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'