Cultured Comedy Fans Mugs

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"That'll be five bucks."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

The First Fire Stick

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"He looks just like your husband."

Standard & Poor

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"Don't go in there!!"

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

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