Cultural Humor Fan Mugs

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Say "oy". "Oy"? It's a simple kvetch test.

French Fry?

Reserving a Spot for the Siesta.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

No, I don

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

The bird feeder.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"Fish finder."