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"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

Reserving a Spot for the Siesta.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

The Brothers Grime

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Fish finder."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

The bird feeder.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Can you keep a secret?"