Cultured Comedy Fans Prints

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The First Fire Stick

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Standard & Poor

"He looks just like your husband."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Yakety-Yak

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'