Colorful Humor Fans Gifts

W****s of a different color.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Stairlift around cliff face.

Unemotional Support Animal

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Hon, I'm home!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Stormy weather

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'