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'I learned in school today that you two have been living your lives all wrong.'

Misty could always get down from even the tallest tree

'My uncle?!? I thought he was your uncle!'

Shoulder to cry on - 50p only

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'Yawns sure are contagious!'

'I want to be awakened every year when football season starts.'

COWS: Cow vase

Immensa

'Are you going to protest about 'Top Gear'?'

"Sorry doctor, I don't do house calls."

Vodka

Itchy Butt 50

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"Trophy husbands."

"I think we're in for a long winter."

Boy being clever to a woman selling apples

Girl warns little boy that she will give him to a 'great, big ugly man', refering to a fashionably dressed swell passing by

Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."

'This? It's carry-on luggage in that it carries ME on and I can fit in the overhead bin.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"It's an old family recipe. It calls for an old family of spiders, and an old family of bats."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'