Admirer Of Humor Pillows

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat Burglar

On the brink.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Dolphin friendly tuna

TV jester.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Storm in a magic lamp.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."