Admirer Of Humor Prints

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

Cow's straw

TV jester.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat Burglar

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Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Falstaff

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."