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"You men only think about one thing."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

TV jester.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Gym Dog

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Hot Tub Frosty

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I love this time of year."

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.