Love Humor Admirer Gifts

"You men only think about one thing."

Ancient Racing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

On the brink.

Cow's straw

TV jester.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Hot Tub Frosty

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"They don't look like an endangered species."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"I love this time of year."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.