Humorous Love Enthusiast Gifts

Card reads: "Guess who sent this - And you'd better be right!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Do Not Resuscitate

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Cannonball!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'