Romantic Comedic Enthusiast Gifts

Prison Romance.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Bear Costume

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love is in the air...

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'