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Prison Romance.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Bear Costume

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Right here's fine."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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