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"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Right here's fine."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Salt and Pepper

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Boyfriend of the Month.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

A Prickly Pair