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'Anyway enough of me talking about myself, why don't you talk about me for a while instead.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Call me?"

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Right here's fine."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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